Gargoil kitteh...

Iz extracting ur soul. 

God Wave the Queen

Your garden gnome just got royally kicked to the curb. Solar panels on her majesty's purse allow her to wave at the peasants. 

Spider pig....Spider pig....

This little piggie wants to Rock n' Roll all Nite!

Let's Make Rabbits!

Spoiler alert! This is an arts and crafts book. 

Whoa-bama!

Gosh. I'm having a pickle of a time deciding which fragrance to buy... Obama, Bootycall or Fresh...

The "Yarnicorn"

Yes. That is a plastic baby riding it. **Magical**

How the zebra really got it's stripes..

Forget about red swingline staplers. I'd totally burn down the building if someone stole this from me.

My name is Inigo Montoya...

Any six-fingered bowlers out there? Boy, do I have the ball for you...

Wipe or die!

Something tells me that isn't "Angel Soft" on the roll...
 

Who you gonna call?

OMG. The call is coming from inside the house...

**Special thanks to Jerry Nichols for the caption. 

The "Jordache" Look

Does this qualify as a Canadian tuxedo?

Note: This masterpiece was poster sized, professionally framed and could have been mine for the low cost of 10 dollars. I think someone went through the big "D" and I don't mean Dallas.