My name is Inigo Montoya...

Any six-fingered bowlers out there? Boy, do I have the ball for you...

Wipe or die!

Something tells me that isn't "Angel Soft" on the roll...
 

Who you gonna call?

OMG. The call is coming from inside the house...

**Special thanks to Jerry Nichols for the caption. 

The "Jordache" Look

Does this qualify as a Canadian tuxedo?

Note: This masterpiece was poster sized, professionally framed and could have been mine for the low cost of 10 dollars. I think someone went through the big "D" and I don't mean Dallas.